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Didn't see any cricket last weekend ,I'm not particularly interested in the pyjama stuff and I was working Saturday night so unfortunately didn't get chance to watch the thirds.
Got up late Sunday it was raining there didn't appear much chance so I liaised with Patrick via mobile phone
"Anything happening down there?"
"No play yet they can't make their minds up, but it might kick off""How do you mean?"
"Well there's a moron on the pitch dancing and prodding with a umbrella"
"Nobody say anything to him"
"Nobody said a thing ,until someone saw Tony Boltons Land Rover arriving, you wouldn't believe it all of a sudden Andy Nutt was like Andy McNab"
"What did Tony say?"
"Nothing just that Sedgeley glare and it was goodbye Fred Astaire"
"I suppose Tony helped make a decision then?"
"Its off dad ,he's a real man Tony . Was he hard when he was young?"
"What do you mean he's not old"
"Well dad not even Payneys got as a grey beard"
Meanwhile up at the Red Lion there was another man doing a dance, it. was the landlord doing a rain dance you should have seen the smile on his face when all the morons with umbrellas turned up.
It would appear that the boys down on the bench don't like all the flack that they are getting and have pledged a war against me, I just hope that there intelligence is up to date.
To help me fill some space and let people who don't have access to the website I will give you some club news
1.ex pro Matthew Mott as sewn his seed and soon we shall see a little Motty(congratulations mate really pleased for you)
2.ex pro Colin Miller is getting married again congratulations.
3.ex pro Allan wise as signed for South Australia ,good luck mate.
4.current player Bomber Riley has officially now left Airtours .,I spoke to Vinny to see how he was coping with life
"How's he coping Bobby ,not a problem he's up and down like Mike Baldwin"
"How do you mean?"
"He can't stop telling barmaids , one for yerself love"
Tried to obtain more information on the clubhouse but once again to no avail, I asked Billy Wise if he'd seen the drawings yet .
"Bob there's been more sightings of that big black cat than them drawings!" was his answer .
Got to finish now there's a ex Airtours employee at the door claiming he lives here and that he's married to me